The power of powerpoint against the bronzed dragon.
what is the bronzed dragon?
She is a clinical educator at my hospital who severely resembles a female version of the man from GOLDFINGER , her voice even resembles that of the delightfully seductive shirley bassey, but i very much doubt that our bronxed dragon will look quite so hot at seventy. There is an ongoiing debate at work as to whether or not she has her own sun bed at home, i think she does, she's not so good that she can aford a year round tan holiday hot spot. The dragon , i have never known for her not to wear sandles, when its pissing down with rain there she is with those little brown ever so daintily painted toes sticking out from under her army green culottes.e, we all just scrounge for scraps at her heels,.
It was to this monstroscity that i was to perform a twenty minute powerpoint presentation to, oh it was to 15 other people, but it was not to them whom i was worried, the eremost dragon is reponsible for furthur career development, and the spending of money on the awaiting and erstwhile populace.
Im so desperate for this work gig to do it for me, the principles of intensive care module, normally costing close to £3000, really will make my career in intensive care. Increase the possibility of travel and work to all new heights, and give me further respect within the work peeps, that and its also guarananteed promotion to E grade, or as we call it upper band 5.
So i did this presentation, second in line i was done by half nine, although everyone seemed to enjoy it the dragon felt it necessary to say that although very good, and obviously having done my research, lots of it, she felt the need to tell me that to take it to the next level i would need to be more annalytical, which is fine, i said ' but this is definaely good for today.' Yes apparently its more than ok for today, so why the bloody hel would i want to take it to the next level yet, i have a whole 9 months in which i can take it to the next level for my principles presentation, and besides, i would have to ask for her advice as she is the one who is going to be giving me the interview as well as my lead nurse and new unit educator. A whole board of dragons, the latter being more of a puff the magic dragon , she's adorable, only she doesn't come from the sea, shes from LUNDUN! (LONDON), but she's still tiny.
Parking permit sorted, G.A.Y tickets printed, im going to see infernal this saturday, andagency application filled in i went home and hit the sack for an hour, well that was the plan, four hours later here i am, hockey tomorrow, then to london. Now knackered,
James if you carry on reading this, i will create an altar ego, and have two blogs on the go!!!
love.
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